rain outside the window

nunavut looks skinny on the map like a meth addict jap

when I'm racing on acid

like a street luge in a centrifuge

dust gathers on the corners of my desk

and

around the vents of the heater - is that a fire hazard?

events of lesser significance have changed the course of human history

happiness

give a pig a swig (of alcohol)
do a racy jig (in your underwear)
brush your teeth with a twig (without toothpaste)
don't be afraid of what you can't eat

&&&

So I saw an ad for Cialis and then two minutes later that stupid "Viva Viagra" ad with the cowboys singing about the little blue pill.

hard on weeds, easy on you

the good news is it could wait until later. . .

did you know that know other E.D. tablet could do both. . .

tell your doctor about your medical condition. . .

seek immediate medical help if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours.

freestyle expressionist dancer

He seems like a cool guy. I really, really wish I could dance like that.

so, this is how it's gonna be

Hello Self,

Apparently, I don't really want to post about every meal I eat. I just don't like to get on the computer that much. So, I accept that I will not record every meal. Maybe I'll change my mind later, but it's just not working for me now.

So, how has the battle against senseless eating been going? Not so well, really. There was kid2's birthday party where I consumed an insane amount of sugar that disturbed my stomach and digestive system. There was the annual block party where I also consumed an insane amount of sugar, and added an insane amount of red meat and anything else I could fit onto my plate (which I filled three times). We went over to visit some friends last night and I mindlessly munched on potato chips and fruit into a creamy, sugary dip that. I washed that down with too much chicken and hot dogs.

On the other hand, I've been fairly conscious of the overall trajectory of my health. I haven't been letting more than a couple of days pass between trips to the gym. And, I've really been working to eat enough fruits and vegetables.

So, the draw of the dark side is strong, but the force is still with me. Kind of.

Late night lovin

:-)

the marriage bed

Good times were had by all.

Dean leaves Mexico relatively unscathed

When I saw this headline my first thought was that it referred to Howard Dean. I imagined him fleeing across the border with terror in his eyes whilst a mob of angry Mexicans were hot on his trail. But in the end he only got a couple minor scrapes and bruises before being scooped up by the border patrol on the US side.

not good

Preceded by a sudden and rather sharp abdominal pain, it was far from solid and ended with liquid. Mild burn. Very unpleasant. Looked like maybe some undigested red peppers in there.

I'm attributing this to the butter in the green beans and potatoes yesterday. The only other lactose would have been a very small amount of cheese in the bites of chicken burrito.